The Glory of God is Intelligence (Not much glory going on 'round here!)

Don't you love it when you look into someone's eyes and see nothing there, no sign of intelligence anywhere? You might even get the feeling nothing is in a person's head but vegetable shortening. That or vanilla pudding. Have you ever felt this way too (if you have, give yourself 10,000 points)? My friends, I feel the problem goes right to the gene pool. There are three problems with the pool:

1. The gene pool doesn't have chlorine.

2. The gene pool doesn't have a lifeguard.

3. The gene pool doesn't have a deep end (In Arkansas when you get divorced, your wife ain't your sister no more either!).

What are we to do? My hope comes from the comedy film Idiocracy starring Luke Wilson (hilarious, but not for the kiddies). An Average Joe from the present travels into the future to find he is the smartest man alive (people became more ignorant and stupid each generation). He is put into government and fixes the world's crop problem by telling the White House to give plants water instead of Gatorade (Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator). Eventually he starts to make a difference.

But the movie is fiction. Without chlorine, a lifeguard, or a deep end, what will humanity do in our reality? In the future will everyone eventually look like Sloth of Goonies fame (Baaaby Ruuuth)?